The 7 best bars in Clapham

Whoever thought up the theme of having a bar kitted out exactly like a well-to-do London home is probably having a very comfortable life. The ‘Little Door & Co.’ group has now expanded to four venues across London. Little Orange Door mimics the layout of a single-floor flat, offering homely decor from hanging pots and pans to well-cushioned 70’s style sofas. It’s an unapologetically kitsch place to meet friends.

Admittedly, the drinks come second to the instagrammable aesthetic. In this instance you have film-inspired cocktails with the standout being the Top Gun – a mix of Toti rum, Wray & Nephew and Banana rum served in a jar wrapped in a banana leaf. Yes, we like bananas.

The Clapham bar can be hired out for all types of events, from birthdays and photoshoots to dry hire or Christmas parties.

Lots of bars in London throw the phrase ‘art deco’ around, with the reality being a symbolic gilded mirror or drinks cabinet thrown in as an afterthought. Lost Society, found between Clapham and Battersea Park, really does the term justice.

They’ve gone all in on the aesthetic, with the furniture, tiling, bar and even the bathrooms recalling early-century glamour. Like so many bars on this list, Lost Society feels very much it was designed with Instagram in mind. It’s hard not to take a photo that doesn’t look good in a considered way.

The Lounge bar is a dedicated private space with its own bar. It can accommodate up to 100 guests and has its own access to the garden. You can choose all manner of drinks from their menu – our pick is the Mexican Coconut & Lychee Martini, a pleasant twist on the flapper girl classic.

A well established name across the city, Blame Gloria’s proposal is simple – a bar decked out in bright floral patterns, creating a distinctly glam and party girl vibe to your night out. We’re talking disco balls, platform pumps and drinks so sweet your blood sugar levels might never recover.

The whole venue can be hired privately. Blame Gloria Clapham caps out at 220 guests, though that might be a tight squeeze. They’re not fussy about the kind of books they’ll take – from corporate pirates to hen dos. They’ll let you do a meeting, if you like your bar graphs with a side of neon lights.

Standing out amongst the usual suspects of bars in Clapham, this Polynesian-themed bar claims to bring the natural beauty and tropical atmosphere of the south pacific to the greyscale terraces of Clapham Junction. Stepping inside, you''re confronted with a multitude of colourful orbs suspended in fishing nets,, paper lanterns and a lot of palm trees.

It being a Tiki bar, there are some absolute musts when it comes to ordering drinks. Classics like the Zombie and Mai Tai will get you merry in the most delicious fashion possible, whilst the flaming Tonga Punch will draw the attention of the whole bar and should be shared amongst friends unless you're planning on getting well acquainted with the floor.

The whole bar can be exclusively hired for up to 300 guests, whilst three separate areas also provide an exclusive area for groups of 30-60. You can make full use of Sugar Canres DJ and food is provided if needed. The menu is a standard roster of burgers, sharing platters and tapas-style food. Really, though, it's all about the drinks.

Thought we'd run out of Clapham bars with a 1970's theme? Thinks again!

The King of Ladies Man is nestled just south of the river and seeks to fulfil every cliche that exists surrounding trending London bars. A secret entrance that is hidden behind a conspicuously mundane exterior? Check. Dark wood-panelled interior, lit by low-hanging vintage lamps? Check. Polaroids behind the bar? Check. Cocktails with obscene names? Check.

When you eventually make your way through the 'secret' laundrette entrance (please, bars of London, hasten the return of the normal entrance, we beg you), you'll want to perch yourself on one of the stylish stalls and order the signature 'Sand in Your Pants' cocktail. You'll get a drink of vodka-based Taboo, blue Curaçao, Xante pear liqueur, lemon and Prosecco. It's a lot but it works.

Behind all the hidden entrances, nonsensical names and shag carpets, The King of Ladies man is a solid choice for a good drink in Clapham.

Another classic that has washed up on the shores of Clapham, The Cocktail Club adds Clapham to their 16-strong location list across the UK. The Cocktail Club specialises, believe it or not, in cocktails. All the classics are here, from your Reggae Rum Punch to an oreo-topped espresso martini. Honestly, you've probably had better cocktails elsewhere. What marks out The Cocktail Club is their frankly insane cocktail hour policy: every day until 9 am it is 2-4-1 on every single cocktail, spirit and prosecco. Yes, really. It's a bit chaotic, as you'd expect, but it's well worth it if you want to drink cocktails all day without breaking the bank,

The whole venue can be hired, fitting 130 guests in its basement bar. The vibe recalls the glitzy dinge of 90's Hollywood, evoking Tarrantion in every plush stool, mirrored surface and lively atmosphere.

Girlfriend in Clapham lays a strong claim to making some of the best cocktails in SW4. Sure they look good on your feed and come with enough floral garnish to start a boutique flower shop. But they also taste pretty good. Take the 'Aviation': Sapling gin, maraschino liquer, violet liqueur, lemon juice and powdered param violet rim. Our favourite, though, has to be a Sangria sour – it's something we had never seen before, and now can't get enough of.

The decor is predictably pink, with doctored images of famous women on the walls (think girl with a pearl earring blowing bubblegum). Private hire is available for 35 seating, 80 standing, minimum spend applies.

The whole bar is very Clapham, and in the best possible way.